Monday, April 9, 2012

Santorum Keeps Marching Along



Santorum Keeps Marching Along

[To be sung to the tune of the North Carolina State University Fight Song,
which in turn is sung to the tune of ‘The Caissons Keep Rolling Along,’
 an early 20th-century Army song which has now become
 (with horrid ‘updated’ lyrics) the official U.S. Army song.]

Even though
He will fail,
He’ll pursue
The campaign trail:
            So Santorum
            Keeps marching
            Along.

Elites scream
And have fits,
Plead for Rick
To call it quits --
            But Santorum
            Keeps marching
            Along.

     Chorus:
            Hi-Lar-I-Tee
            Re the battered GOP --
            Shout out the losers
            Loud and strong! (Newt-Cain-Trump)
            Where ere we go,
            We will always know
                        That Santorum
                        Keeps Marching
                        Along.

‘Birth control?
That I hate!
Let’s comingle
Church and State.’
            And Santorum
            Keeps marching
            Along.

‘College Loans?
What the hell!
Let’s remove
The grants from Pell.’
            And Santorum
            Keeps marching
            Along.

   Chorus:
            ‘Con-ser-va-tive
            Is what Romney cannot give,
            He’s id-eo-lo-gi-cal-ly wrong! (Mod-Er-Ate)
            I’ll yell it loud
            Into a dwindling crowd.’
                        And Santorum
                        Keeps marching
                        Along.

There’s a chance
That he’ll lose
When his home state
Has to choose.
            Yet Santorum
            Keeps marching
            Along.

If the polls
Show he’s toast,
He might stop
So he can boast
            That Santorum
            Stopped marching
            Along.

   Chorus:
            It might be clear
            That this isn’t Ricky’s year –
            Withdraw so
            Pundits will be wrong! (Thought-You’d-Stay)
            Can you be the face
            Of the 2016 race?
                        Thus Santorum
                        Keeps marching
                        Along!


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