Santorum Keeps
Marching Along
[To be sung to the tune of the North
Carolina State University Fight Song,
which in turn is sung to the tune of ‘The Caissons Keep Rolling Along,’
an early 20th-century
Army song which has now become
(with horrid ‘updated’
lyrics) the official U.S. Army song.]
Even though
He will fail,
He’ll pursue
The campaign trail:
So
Santorum
Keeps
marching
Along.
Elites scream
And have fits,
Plead for Rick
To call it quits --
But
Santorum
Keeps
marching
Along.
Chorus:
Hi-Lar-I-Tee
Re
the battered GOP --
Shout
out the losers
Loud
and strong! (Newt-Cain-Trump)
Where
ere we go,
We
will always know
That
Santorum
Keeps
Marching
Along.
‘Birth control?
That I hate!
Let’s comingle
Church and State.’
And
Santorum
Keeps
marching
Along.
‘College Loans?
What the hell!
Let’s remove
The grants from Pell.’
And
Santorum
Keeps
marching
Along.
Chorus:
‘Con-ser-va-tive
Is
what Romney cannot give,
He’s
id-eo-lo-gi-cal-ly wrong! (Mod-Er-Ate)
I’ll
yell it loud
Into
a dwindling crowd.’
And
Santorum
Keeps
marching
Along.
There’s a chance
That he’ll lose
When his home state
Has to choose.
Yet
Santorum
Keeps
marching
Along.
If the polls
Show he’s toast,
He might stop
So he can boast
That
Santorum
Stopped
marching
Along.
Chorus:
It
might be clear
That
this isn’t Ricky’s year –
Withdraw
so
Pundits
will be wrong! (Thought-You’d-Stay)
Can
you be the face
Of
the 2016 race?
Thus
Santorum
Keeps
marching
Along!
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